Dumb Ways to Die

Set fire to your hair

Poke a stick at a grizzly bear

Eat medicine that’s out of date

Use your private parts as Piranha bait

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so many dumb ways to die

Get your toast with a fork

Go your own electrical work

Teach yourself how to fly

Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie

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so many dumb ways to die

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so many dumb ways to die

Invite a psycho killer inside

Scratch a drug dealer’s brand new ride

Take your helmet off in outer space

Use a clothes dryer as hiding place

Dumb ways to die

so many dumb ways to die

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so many dumb ways to die

Keep a rattle snake as a pet

Sell both your kidneys on the internet

Eat a tube of super glue

I wonder what’s this red button do

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so many dumb ways to die

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so many dumb ways to die

Dress up like a moose during hunting season

Disturb a nest of wasp for no good reason

Stand on the edge of a train station platform

Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing

Run across the tracks between the platforms

they may not rhyme with quite possibly

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so many dumb ways to die